Booked In Payne County Sweatshirt — Funny Oklahoma County Sheriff Jail Humor

Booked in Payne County… Still Better Than Norman.

Because even on your worst day, you’d never stoop THAT low.

This rivalry tee is made for every Cowboy fan who knows the truth:

a night behind Payne County bars still beats a day in Norman.

Bold, funny, and guaranteed to stir up Bedlam energy all year long.

Whether you’ve actually been booked (we’re not judging) or you just love the joke, this shirt is the perfect mix of Stillwater pride and OU slander.

✔ Retro sheriff star graphic on the back

✔ Loud OSU-orange energy

✔ Premium soft tee for everyday wear

✔ Great gift for any Cowboy who hates crimson

Wear it.

Post it.

Trigger a few Sooners.

It’s what Bedlam was built for.

Product features

- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth without bulk

- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for durability

- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced waste

- Embroidery available on chest or wrists; prints applied with DTG and DTF inner neck labels

- OEKO-TEX certified dyes; made with ethically grown US cotton and compliant safety standards

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean